4. “Is that your hair?”

Yes, men of the world, women do use extensions and other forms of hair augmentation. Asking if it’s her hair or if you can touch it are both huge no-nos. Don’t be surprised when you receive a snide or sarcastic response back. You are very likely to hear something along the lines of “It’s mine because I paid for it.”

5. “What do you weigh?”

If you still have to be told about this one, it’s uncertain how you were even able to get a girlfriend in the first place. There is essentially no circumstance that makes this an appropriate question to ask and if you should so happen to be that foolish, you deserve whatever retribution should happen to come your way.